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Vernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club.
The Details:
Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars. Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed white block text reading "TRAIN TO CRACK SKULLS" below. "ESTD" and "1985" in white flank a skin-toned hand making a rock horns gesture at the bottom.
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 20 - Jun 25
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